Evan story
a dumb story that seems to have nothing to do with the current conversation, and is usually ended with “that was cool” or “yea, that sucked.”
tyrone: what u guys doing today?
pablo: not sure yet.
jake: remember in the dark knight when he crashed the cool lamborghini.
tyrone and pablo: yea?
jake: yea, that sucked.
tyrone: wow, what an evan story.
pablo: way to waste 7 seconds of my life.
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