Evan Tight
1. clothing that constricts the t-st-cl-s to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.
2. being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
1.”yo i’m considering a vasectomy” “nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you’re good to go.”
2. “yo jaylin was h-tting on me in mcdonalds.” “ha! evan tight son!”
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