Evan VanKlei


a 1970’s gay-p-rnstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films one night in batista, deep throat and naughty plumbers’ apprentices vii.

in the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months’ affair with “the champ” and wwe superstar, john cena.
annoyed school patron 1:”dude, get a load of evan vanklei, does that kid ever shut the f-ck up?”
annoyed school patron 2: “or stop throatin’ deek, for that matter…”

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