evangie
a really cool person.
omg, you’re such an evangie.
closed-minded xenophobic bigot that thinks anyone who doesn’t have the same beliefs as them is worthless trash that’s just going to burn in h-ll.
today my science teacher said he’s supposed to teach us about the creation myth according to genesis because a bunch of evangies won’t stop complaining to the school board. i asked what about the hundreds of other creation myths?
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