evanston

a suburb of chicago it is unlike any other suburb of chicago. not to be compared with heighland park or wilmette it is about perfectly half upper-cl-ss and half poor people and gang bangers and drug dealers! surprisingly all these kids go the same schools although most of the rich kids go to heaven and bad-sses go to kinglab and chute. if any kid from highland park, wilmette or parkridge were to spend a day in an evanston public school they wouldn’t be breathing! but all in all evenston is a great town for all people and most of the people get alone.
amazing town or anyone who comes out of that comes out is ready to face the world and has much street credibility and is been sheltered like lake forest, parkridge, highland park, wilmette and skokie kids! evanston is bad-ss!
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the only cool city north of chicago. has decent looking downtown and is not all uppity like the other north sh-r- suburbs. home of northwestern university
“where you from.”
“i’m from the north sh-r-.”
“you from the north sh-r-, sn-bbish b-tch?”
“yea, from evanston.”
“aww, my bad. you from the only cool city noth of chi-town
a really cool college town. distinct from the rest of the north sh-r-, especially kenilworth, wilmette, winnetka, etc., because those are rich suburbs that are riddled with republicans. evanston is a hip liberal town that is the closest to chicago.
the city of evanston is named for a man called dr. john evans.
i want a neighborhoodie that says evanston on it.
best town!
church and dodge…
eths!
portifinos pizza-1-847-475-food
awesome place, so much better than wilmette
evanston is so f-cking cool, even if some of the guys are total -ssholes
1) a city on the north sh-r-

2) a name for an att-tude that can be adopted by someone even after you’ve known them for a long time. very often happens outside of evanston, but was named after the town because it was first observed in a person from evanston. they tend to abandon friends suddenly for new groups. not quite pure meanness or coldness, but somewhere in between the two. insincerity mixed with a dash of rudeness and the ability to be effortlessly annoying is as close to summing it up as one can come.
m: hey man, why did that girl become so… i don’t know, different lately? it’s not really her being cold or mean, but something in between.

h: it’s insincerity, that’s what it is.

m: d-mn, you’re exactly right.

p: it’s “evanston”. who knows how it starts, but i’ve seen it before in this girl from evanston. chicago is close enough for it to have spread.
evanston: a police state rich town full of untroubled yuppies where the police are so bored they creep around at night looking for traffic ticket violations to rape poorer people with. the evanston city hall people are a bunch of obnoxious pr-cks too. do not move here if you don’t want constant traffic tickets or to suffer nothing but police har-ssment with your car. seriously.
evanston, police, tickets