evaporate my tenderloin


to evaporate your tenderloin is to beat your d-ck so f-cking hard your meat (a.k.a tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.
“ah h-ll ya dude, this video of paul walker & bob ross painting each other’s nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!”

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