Eve

first girl.
most important girl therefore.
everything a girl is suppose to be.
you cant call eve ‘fit’ or ‘hot’
eve is so much more.
eve is beautiful.
i dated an eve. woah.
eves are amazing. looking for another .
if you know or have an eve , you are one lucky man.

adam – luckiest guy alive.
-blonde bimbo walks past-
guy : f-ck, look at her. you would like.
guy#1: oh aye.

-eve walks past-
guy: is that… is that?!
guy#1: yes. its an eve.
guy: its… beautiful.
proof that g-d is unfair.
so, one lady ate an apple and now all of womenhood have to suffer pms? where’s the logic in that?
the white nugget-shaped robot from wall-e.

she is the most incredibly hot thing ever created. all living things find her incredibly attractive, yet most people refuse to admit it.
“sh-t… eve…”
amazingly s-xy and attractive
“dude, that eve is so s-xy i just want to get in her pants!
an mmo (m-ssivly multiplayer online game)based in the galaxy of eve. the player takes the role of a member of one of 4 races; amarr, caldari, mimmatar or gallante and begins their journey through deep sp-ce.
known as a very player driven and open ended game it differs greatly from other mmo’s in that every player worldwide (except asians) all play together on one server which consists of many nodes. this means that the community is much larger and more tightly knit than other games.
it has been critisised as being too pvp orientated and not very noob friendly however the developers ccp have not appologised for this and have said that the game was designed such that skillful players who work together will be able to get the furtherest ahead.
eve_n00b: omg, i just bought a faction battleship with the isk i bought on ebay and someone with a cruiser that cost 1/50th of the price just ownz0red me???!!!??? wtf???!?!!?!?!!?
winner: you are a waste of life. go do what your mother should have done a long time ago and give yourself an abortion.
there are many types of eves. many are misunderstood. in some respects, eves are beautiful, but they are blind to that fact. an eve will commonly take on more than she can chew, yet still manages to pull through. they like to acquire many skills, or have a hobby that is simply collecting hobbies. they smile, they cry, they are human… though sometimes it doesn’t seem so. an eve is an eve.

healthy, loyal, outgoing, and down to earth are only a few of the characteristics of an eve. their very name means life, and so they are lively. here’s to all of the eves out there!
girl: what are you doing today?
eve: not much. i’m just studying later, practicing my banjo, going swimming, training the cat, and i have an art project due on thursday. you?
girl: woah.
the first woman.
the ultimate woman.
people may think they can defeat her, but they are wrong….they’ll have to find her first…
three things you should know about eve… she is loose, she is mad, she is ruthless

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