Even Steven


when a girls gut bulges out as far as her b–bs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.
“that chick sabastien brought home was an even steven. i couldn’t tell where her b–bs ended and stomach began”

a type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. when one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person’s life.
i think i’m even steven. a car ran over my shoulder, but when i was in the hospital i met this luscious babe.
tween/teen disney channel original comedy series, airing from 1999-2003. staring shia labeouf (disturbia, transformers) as louis stevens & christy carlson-romano (kim possible) as ren stevens.

the series centers around louis & rens’ bickering as brother and sister.
do you remember that episode of even stevens where the twitty-stevens connection played a concert on the school roof?! it was hilarious.
when two guys double team a girl, and their d-nkies touch.
kasey and mike even-steven’d your mom last night.
a extremely large cr-p that duncan took it was bigger thatn his arm. the amazine thing is it was half green and half brown perfectly split down the middle
dunk that’s just wak. u f-k up. u need to get yo -ss hole rearranged

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