Even though you’re on a diet, doesn’t mean that you can’t look at the menu
meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn’t mean that you can’t date someone else.
bob: dude look at those hotties man!
mike: but i already have a girlfriend
bob: even though you’re on a diet, doesn’t mean that you can’t look at the menu.
mike: oh ok then.
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