Evenout


when having both -n-l and v-g-n-l s-x, and the man -j-c-l-t-d in each orifice an uneven amount of times, and he performs one last s-x act to even it out.
“i blew two loads in her -ss, but only one in her puss, so in the morning i woke her up with an evenout”.

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