Event Bomb
(v) to simultaneously usurp someones status via the planning of an unrelated, off-topic, fictional event.
used to satirize emotionally vague facebook status’ or vaguebooking. incorporating sincere previous posters and originality is indicative a greater skill.
tim says: strange feeling…
claire comments: im sorry…
chris comments: hard times.
brad comments: sho, lank tough. chris, wat u doing tonight? want to grab a beer?
chris comments: sup brad, i was thinking of doing some training for the tour de france this eve, but that sounds equally productive. location?
brad comments: haha. neva seen u on a bike yet. reckon we could talk a better game with a beer. im thinking forries? wat time works for you?
chris comments: i recon we order from realbeerbox.com, get steers, and ask them to deliver it all to claire’s where we watch lotr iii. no fun in life without variety.
brad comments: sounds good :d
brad to chris on skype: dude, we totally just event bombed tim’s status!
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