Event Sex


(noun) the few days each year when you just know you’re gonna get laid.

typically a birthday, anniversary, or federally recognized holiday. equally appropriate for male or female.
tom made sure to save some v–gr- for christmas eve; his wife deborah would be expecting a long night of event s-x.

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