EVER
ever (in caps, generally pr-nounced in a loud tone)
this word is normally attached to a sentence to denote strong importance or to draw attention to the claim made in the sentence. one’s reputation is on the line when using the word ever.
in 2001, playa shawn said that midnight madness with agd will be the best social ever. drew and isaac responded “ever!”
sirius satellite radio is the best stock to buy ever!
i very sweet and zen-like girl who is full of wonder and grace. always there to brighten your day.
very unique and intriguing.
wise beyond her years.
old soul.
person 1: i met the nicest girl today. just talking for a few minutes and i feel amazing!
person 2: was that the new girl, ever?
person 1: yes! you know her?
person 2: yes. i met her yesterday. ever is so nice!
as in what.. as if someone or something doesn’t deserve a whole ‘whatever’
diana: didn’t call you because i thought you were busy..
todd: ever.
todd: as in what.
a word used at the end of a really long description. it is the finishing touch of any sort of description.
1. the green bay packers are the most cheesey headed fruity f-ggot f-cks. ever.
2. oldspice guy is the most hilariously epicly awesome source of manly epic awesomeness ever. ever.
the lowest point you can be at
seems like nothing can get worse but does
i am having an ever week.
that’s ever status.
dont make me go ever on you.
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