Evergreen Middle School
one of the absolute sh-ttiest middle schools in spokane. everyone there should be going to green acres, but are all overflows. the people there are either super rich or super poor, with some upper middle cl-ss in between.
if you don’t wear logos and don’t have enormous t-ts, you are immediately placed at the bottom of the food chain. most of the guys there are perverts who are obsessed with grabbing girl’s -sses and fist pumping like they’re on godd-mn jersey sh-r-. they are all racist and ignorant about other countries and h-m-phobic.
the girls are either wh-r-s, religious fake gossipy girls, or girls who can’t stop talking about sports. most of the girls are ugly wh-r-s that plaster their faces with six pounds of makeup, and all the guys are hot. oh, and everyone is snaggle-toothed…
the cliques aren’t so bad, but there is an extensive group of populars, all of them dumb as rocks. there’s also a tight group of lesbian meth addicts, and some pre-p-b-scent boys.
the teachers are monopolized by the kids there, and even follow their fashion trends. they talk about how nice the school is, but the building is practically falling down.
all in all, evergreen middle school is a nice place to be if you’re looking for blt’s (big luscious t-ts,) and meth.
douche bag: f-ck yeah evergreen middle school!! t-t suckin yeah!
overly sporty girl: omg i have tennis every sat-rday morning it sucks hahahaha theres this tournament and hahaha omg
popular girl: is asia a country?
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