Every hole’s a goal


(chiefly british) perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol together… the resultant inebriation makes them extremely indiscriminate of the target for their ever-increasing horniness.
rugby player #1: “nigel, with one more guinness down your neck, you’re liable to go home with a tranvest-te!”

rugby player #2: “ay, mate, every hole’s a goal, as they say. cheers!”

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