Everybody Hurts
a hilarious book pretty much defining the do’s and dont’s and a guide to emo culture. must-read!!
it’s even more funny if you know someone who thinks they are all 0mgz em0, and have at least broken about 11 of the do not sections. =p
(on the back cover of everybody hurts) “it’s all true, we all know it’s true, and that’s why this book is not only hilarious but absolutely genius.” haha
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