Everyday Dave
a guy named dave who says and does such ridiculous sh-t every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying ‘everyday dave’.
dave: dude when i cover up this solar powered light it turns on… are my hands solar powered or something?
friend: they turn on because you’re blocking the light david.
dave: oh sh-t haha. f-ck me dude.
friend: everyday dave strikes again….
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