EveryDay I’m Buffering
it’s when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.
teacher: kids lets watch the news update online!
kids: yay!
(teacher loads page)
kid 1: aww it’s buffering!
kid 2: everyday i’m buffering! (starts dancing)
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