Everyday Olympian
n: someone who makes everyday tasks an olympic event. they are extremely compet-tive and will do anything for victory. they tend to exaggerate their motions to portray their complete dedication to staple activities.
matt – “hey did you ever notice how greg will sprint up the stairs or see how many papers he can staple a minute.”
jimmy – “yeah i have, he’s just an everyday olympian.”
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