everything but
a means by which a cl-ssy lady can maintain her s-xual dignity by refraining from penile penetration yet still partaking in all other s-xual activities.
‘so did you sh-g that fitty that looks a bit like duncan from blue?’
‘no, we did everything but’
doing everything s-xual except s-xual intercourse.
valerie: “i’m getting together with this guy tonight to do an everything but!”
amanda: “no way!!!!”
engaging in s-xual experiences with another person and doing everything but penetration. everything: making out, heavy petting, oral s-x, etc.
omg sandra… me and bobby did everything but last night. i told him that i’d go all the way next weekend.
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