everything but-girl


a lady who engages in all s-xual activity except penetration, thereby preserving her virginity and reputation and upsetting men everywhere; a c-ck-tease.
james: ‘you get any last night? that emily girl is hot, man.’

man: ‘nah man, nothing doing there. she blew me and let me eat her out but that was it. no entrance. she’s an everything but-girl.’
a girl who will do everything besides s-x.
mark: hey did you and laura bone last night?
alex: no, she’s an everything but girl

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