everything happens for a reason
a facebook status that a girl posts when something royally f-cked up happens to them.
yesterday’s status: today was the worst day ever 🙁
next day’s status: everything happens for a reason <3
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word derived from a mcdonalds toy that was used to prank call people. when squeezed the toy (a fish) made a noise kind of like “ewwwwwwaaannrrrr”, which was shortend to “ewar”. it is a finishing statement of ‘in your face’. -used in the same context of “served!” –ring- -ring- -ring- -h-llo? -ewwwwwwaaannnnnnnrrrr -click- (after warren […]
- ewz
usually said when something embar-ssing or disgusting happens. stephanie: guess who i saw at the train station? rubi: who? stephanie: fradooo rubi ewz!!
- Excuse Cloud
to give a reason against something which isn’t the actual reason one is against it. an example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fict-tious conversation: jack: “want to go to the movies?” jill: “i don’t have any money.” (when in reality she just doesn’t want to go see that movie). jack: […]
- Excusitarians
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- exorcize
to drive out a supposed evil spirits from a person, place or thing, especially by an incantation or prayer. to rid a person, place or thing of an evil spirit. exorcize the devil from my son!