everywheregiraffe
a creature who prowls the internet for something interesting to do. fortunately for us, everywheregiraffes are neither giraffes nor everywhere. feed your everywheregiraffes twice a day with a bowl of licorice and potato chips along with a gl-ss of water. walk your everywheregiraffe at least once a day, for these creatures tend to remain still for long periods of time, causing cramps. fun to watch, but boring to have one. it would be best to visit one in a zoo.
everywheregiraffes are such majestic creatures. i just wish they moved around more.
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