evil_cactus
a tubby, greasy guy whos life long ambition is to loose weight
man i eat food like cactus
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when two people trade each other a cd the other has never heard before. kind of like a blind date, meaning you don’t know what you’re getting cause it could be anything at all (except a lot less awkward than a blind date). keith and i did a blind trade the other day. keith gave […]
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inability to think of anything to blog about. i am suffering from the worst case of blogger’s block ever. i haven’t posted anything for over two months.
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- Bong Marley
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