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• anal glacoma

  the act of not seeing your b-tt doing anything for a current event. boss: “why did you not come to work?” you: “well my -n-l glacoma was acting up.” boss: “i have never heard of that medical condition. sounds serious.” you: “yeah it is. i couldn’t see my -ss coming to work. “

• analogue g-chat

  p-ssing notes the old fashioned way, i.e. by actually p-ssing notes on a piece of paper. has mostly been replaced by g-chat now. did you see those girls had their -n-logue g-chat going in cl-ss?” “yeah, the professor totally saw and ripped them a new one…

• an ass diet

  an -ss diet is the procedure of introducing liquids into the r-ct-m and colon via the -n-s. the increasing volume of the liquid causes rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in very uncomfortable bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, a feeling of extreme urgency and complete evacuation of the lower intestinal tract. this procedure […]

• Bag-lady Syndrome

  real psychiatric syndrome experienced by middle-aged women who feel, at later stages of their lives, financialy insecure and would end up like them bag-ladies seen at train stations across the globe with no money or financial backup. women are born crazy and suffer from bag-lady syndrome, no matter what because they fear tomorrow! yes sir!

• evret rusticals

  punk who looks overly filthy, or like he is taking is “punkness” too far. usually can be seen at concerts pulling down crowd surfers or trying to kick people with their steel-toed doc’s.

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