evolutionist


one who theorizes that the second law of thermodynamics is false and that it’s more believable for a lizard to give birth to a rat or a fish to give birth to a frog than for a supernatural force to deliberately designed all living things as they are.
my pet snake just gave birth to a chicken! evolutionists are right!
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one who argues that evolution is the correct theory of origins for life on earth (instead of creationism or intelligent design). the word was coined by creationists as a way to mischaracterize scientists that denounce creationism. “evolutionist” implies that evolution is merely an unsupported belief ultimately interchangeable with creationism. in fact, most scientists “believe” in evolution because the of the great amount of research and empirical evidence that supports it. the word evolutionist is a mildly offensive term to most scientists.
i see no reason to read the works of noted evolutionist prof. steve steve– the bible has all the evidence i need.
supposedly a word for someone who believes (in actuality, has knowledge of) evolution. this is a funny word because you don’t find it anywhere outside creationist websites.
that would make me an evolutionist, if i can use that word outside of the pointless evolution/creation debate.
-doesn’t actually exist. there is no such faction or mindset as an ‘evolutionist’, which has so far not prevented the more literal-minded creationists from leaping on the t-tle.
evolutionist. -a fine example of poor english topped off with a platform to stand on.
despite the other definitions here by misinformed idiots who think that the evolution theory debunks g-d (when it doesn’t), the term “evolutionist” was once used by darwin himself and many atheist idiots also proudly present themselves as “evolutionists” whenever they get the chance. everyone else is not an evolutionist because they simply accept the theory but don’t feel the need to keep preaching it. everyone else isn’t even concerned about the “creation-evolution controversy” because it’s not even relevant to them and in terms of religion and/or theology, doesn’t contradict the idea of g-d as a creator.
atheist evolutionists believe in the evidenceless hypothesis of abiogenesis to explain life’s origins.
despite the other definitions here by misinformed idiots who think that the evolution theory debunks g-d (when it doesn’t), the term “evolutionist” was once used by darwin himself and many atheist idiots also proudly present themselves as “evolutionists” whenever they get the chance. everyone else is not an evolutionist because they simply accept the theory but don’t feel the need to keep preaching it. everyone else isn’t even concerned about the “creation-evolution controversy” because it’s not even relevant to them and in terms of religion and/or theology, doesn’t contradict the idea of g-d as a creator.
atheist evolutionists believe in the evidenceless hypothesis of abiogenesis to explain life’s origins.
a fictional creature from christian mytholgy. an evolutionist (alternately spelled “evilutionist”) begins life as something resembling a monkey, but upon reaching p-b-rty morphs into a humanoid creature.

evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with atheists. they also worship a fictional man called darwin (not to be confused with naturalist charles darwin, who actually existed), who helped judas and his jewish freinds kill jesus.

evolutionists are one of the few mythical creatures that some people still beleive in. the only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and hannah montanna.
“reverand jim told me he saw an evolutionist the other day.”

“everybody knows that there’s no such thing as an evolutionist”

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