Evra
a european woman who often has pr-nouciation problems with the english language and her speech failure inadvertantly ends up sounding like dirty talk.
olga: oh no, i think you may have burned something on the stove. oh my, it smells like a sk-nk.
daughter: ?you mean skunk.
olga: i don’t like it when you speak erotically to me.
daughter: ?you mean erratically.
olga: you, shat up.
daughter: i sweared, i sorry. -mutters under breath- evra.
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