Ewell
really nice large village just outside london in the north of surrey. it’s a mile from epsom and two miles from cheam, with which it shares the vast and beautiful nonsuch park. it is very picturesque with some buildings dating back centuries, lovely old churches and a small village centre park called bourne hall park which also features a library and a large and very pretty pond complete with a fountain. ewell is also home to the excellent ewell castle school.
when in ewell it’s pleasant to visit bourne hall to get some books from the library and then have a picnic in bourne hall park overlooking the pond.
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