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  the practice of writing disparaging things in a blog that you would never say to person face-to-face (i.e. a boss, significant other, best friend, family member). my friend and his girl broke up after he found out she’d been sh-t-blogging behind his back.

• Ewwmusing

  something that is both highly amusing and disturbing. when my cl-ssmate drank half of a gl-ss of chewing tobacco spit for a measly $10, and then threw it up very shortly afterwards, it was quite ewwmusing.

• first life

  real life. with the popularity of second life another word for reality. let’s leave second life and meet in first life.

• Leisure Diving

  the act of leaping into a body of water, fully clothed, while conducting an ordinary activity such as drinking coffee or reading a newspaper. dude, did you see paul’s leisure diving pic he posted on facebook? it was so sweeeeet! let’s h-t the pool!

• Leviticus

  a hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians. uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when g-d was bored and wanted some lolz. a few gems include: eating sh-llfish is sinful – lev. 11:10 mandating the public stoning individuals who […]

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