Eww lesbians
a straight females reaction to non-straight females.
a straight females reaction to non-gay p-rn.
a straight females reaction to what you were watching five minutes ago…
guy: hey babe, wanna watch some p-rn?
female: well i’m kinda busy right now and- eww lesbians!
female: i googled “p0rn” yesterday and all i got were eww lesbians results…
other female: well at least you didn’t get twelve thousand pages of furries…
female: ….0_o…
other female: yes rly….
female: what are you watching? i thought i told you not to fap on the keyboard…
male: this was a pop-up, i swear! it wanted me to watch it!
female: you installed internet exploded again behind my back didn’t you?!! if apple finds out about this they are seriously going to have your -ss on a- eww lesbians!!
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