Ex-buddy
an ex who has become a f-ck buddy where the only connection is s-x. not to be confused with friends with benefits as you’re really not friends.
you: hey you know that person i used to date a while back ago?
friend: yeah i thought you two broke up?
you: we did, but started having s-x again like we’re f-ck buddies. i guess that makes them my ex-buddy, huh?
friend: yep sure does!
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