ex-fetish
to convince yourself (and the people around you) of the thought that “everything” used to be better with and about her/him.
usually triggered after being turned down or a sudden realization of having been single for some time. often starts of at a bar or café, resulting in excessive drinking and pondering.
people suffering from an ex-fetish often bore the people around them with stories from “the old days” when she/he was still around.
example 1;
dude #1: check out the back on that honey!
dude #2: meh.. sara’s was much sweeter.
dude #1: dude, you didn’t even look.. do i detect an ex-fetish?
example 2;
dude #1: dude, you want a beer?
dude #2: -sighs- i remember how sara really loved her beer. i recall this one day when the both of us decided to..
dude #1: -cuts off- ex-fetish alarm! just shut up and drink your beer!
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