Ex-Smoker Complex
when an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their “born-again” non-smoker ways.
mark: d-mn, james is such an -sshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
dave: yeah, i can’t stand him anymore, he has an ex-smoker complex.
mark: oh sh-t, here he comes…
james: did you know that quitting smoke now your heart rate returns to blagagahagblagblahblahbarg
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