ex-squared
your first ex, in the event you’ve been divorced twice. this term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.
i’m on speaking terms with my ex, but if i never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.
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