ex-wingman
closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
a skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-cl-ss shamversation with her to make sure she doesn’t c-ck-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
“steve’s flirting with jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him.”
“as soon as jack’s sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, jack’s ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn’t notice jack flirting with anne.”
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