Exam Beard
the facial hair that grows in the weeks running up to, and during, exam season. normally due to a person’s desperate need to cram as much revision into that short sp-ce of time as possible, causing them to disregard things like basic hygeine, eating properly, social events, sleep etc
girlfriend: wow mark, you need a shave!
student: shave!? i don’t have time to shave! i’ve got a multi-choice business ap on monday, my spanish oral wednesday afternoon not to mention my chemistry resits!
girlfriend: so you’re gonna go to cl-ss with that rediculous p-b-scent stubble on your face?
student: it’s my exam beard.
Read Also:
- mid west reapers
a very small gang in lebanon missouri not know to most of the people there. they were green crosses on there jackets and are very violent toward any body that talks trash on them or there members 3 guys jumped my friend. his girl friend found and beat them all! really? yeah see was one […]
- Mielie Pitte
it is a phenomenom whereby the top incisors have yellowed or discoloured badly when compeared to the other teeth. yor! look at peters mouth, he shouldn’t be smiling so big with those mielie pitte.
- eric rutan
ex morbid angel now in hate eternal,looks like a huge gay biker. eric rutan from hate eternal
- Eridan Ampora
a troll from homestuck often called a hipster or “forever alone”,patron of aquarius swagalious awesome eridan ampora:wwell h-llo there~wwanna …fill buckets? karkat:shut up hipster loser ben:who’s your favorite troll? jenny:eridan ampora!
- Erpa Derp
a saying, spoken out loud, while acting as a slow or mentally challenged person when someone makes an incorrect action or is unwillingly blind to something obvious. guy1: where is he!?!?! guy2: in front of you in the bushes. erpa derp!