exasturbation
pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.
after finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when short eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation’s scarier, more aggressive, inbred h-m- cousin.
excessive masturbation,
pleasuring oneself repet-tively to the point of an obsession.
ex. exasturbation is common on christian campuses.
origin: lwjs 2343
when someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.
every time i hear brian’s skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. i wish he would stop with the exasturbation.
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