Excactusly


a term used in the way “exactly” is used, but is used when the subject of the conversation refers to something painful, “cactus” in it being the pain part. ’cause cacti hurt when they jab you.
“when you step on a nail, you need to make sure you have your tet-n-s shot up-to-date.”

“sounds like a h-ssle.”

“excactusly. don’t do it.”

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