excessive boondoggle
any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. these activities may include but are not limited to: using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.
hey, i woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that i decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that i don’t have anything to do at, so i can fly back to the original location the next day just so i can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. man do i feel better about myself now. excessive boondoggle
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