Excoted
a very painful medical procedure that is a cure for cancer.
doc: i’m sorry mrs. samuel, but we don’t know what is causing your random tumors. we will have to have them excoted. -dun dun duuuun-
mrs. samuel: oh no doctor! is it going to hurt or make me loose my hair?
doc: it’s gonna hurt like a son-of-a-b-tch, but don’t worry you’ll still keep ur hair!
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- Kookalabonza
originaly from the italian name, used in reference to someone who seems to know everything, or suggests he/she is one better then you. “i brought a c.d we can listen to later”, “no need, i have an ipod”, “well excuse me!, mr. kookalabonza!!!”
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to bring together in a big way if you keep running your mouth its going to klimactify your b-tt whoopin.
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to perform -n-lingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut b-tter. she wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn’t have any ranch i ended up eating it plain.
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