excuses are like asses
everybody’s got one, and they all stink.
“but daddy, i didn’t mean to! put the belt away!”
“shut it, johnny! excuses are like -ssholes!”
one’s lame excuse will often render this response.
gina: i can’t go out tonight bill, because i’m washing my hair.
bill: p-ss off gina. your excuses are like -sses. you always have one, and n-body wants to hear it.
a phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.
excuses are like -sses, everyone has them (except some gimps).
1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it’s a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it’s b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above
excuses are like -sses…everybody’s got ’em and most of the time they stink…
this phrase means that excuses are full of sh-t, like -sses.
“why don’t you just tell the truth about what happened? your excuses are like -sses.”
phrase used by “hip” gym and history teachers. “excuses are like -sses”… if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: “excuses are like -sses, everyones got one and they all stink”
“but coach – i have a good reason!!”
“excuses are like -sses billy… like -sses!”
a shortened version of the saying “excuses are like -sses – everybody has one.”
“i told him excuses are like -sses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow.”
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