execuspeak
the art of speaking like an executive.
“ok, let’s work on your execuspeak. i’m worried about blank.”
“don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
“good. i also would have accepted: blank, blank!? you’re not looking at the whole picture!”
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