executive
someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy “job.”
executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid -ssistant to wipe their b-ms.
one who wears suits, shiny shoes and carries a breifcase to work.
dude 1:dude 2, you look like an executive in that sunday suit.
dude 2: shut up.
executive: is an erection you have whilst at work. however its only known as an ‘executive’ if you wear a suit to work.
sitting at your desk, doing some spreadsheets. then the hot girl from marketing walks in. boom. executive.
normal house or apartment that some jack-ss trying to rent it out decided to spruce up by adding a meaningless but impressive-sounding adjective
$2750 executive home 3br (diamondhead)
high rollin’ playa at some ill company
bill gates is tha executive of microsoft
you are having -n-l s-x with a girl, you withdrawl the p-n-s, and start t-tty f-cking her leaving a sh-t trail in the middle of her chest resembling a tie
i have her the executive last night
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