exenger
noun. someone who has previously worked as a bike messenger but is no longer earning a living from it.
a portmanteau of the prefix “ex-” and “messenger”, an exenger may or may not wear the clothing or equipment -ssociated with bicycle couriers.
typically, an exenger will have the skills and experience to distinguish themselves from a fakenger or a posenger. this is sometimes not immediately apparent, especially if the cyclist is a fixie la douche style of exenger.
bill is the king of the exengers. although he hasn’t been a courier since the 80’s he still rides a fixie, wears a messenger bag and rolls the leg of his trousers up. he can track stand and roll a cigarette at the same time.
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