exfoliate

actually means to clean yourself in such a way to remove dead skin cells and then remoisturize the skin.

now that the real definition is out of the way, let’s do an urban definition!

when a man is pounding a chick doggy-style near a toilet. the man grabs the chick by the hair and shoves her head into the toilet, flushing it and giving her a swirley! now that the face is cleansed, it must be moisturized. the guy then yanks her head out of the the toilet by her dripping wet hair, pulls his d-ck out of her, and blows his load all over her face.
i’ll exfoliate mel gibson, how ’bout that?
(v) to cut the sh-t out of.
this new soap has shards of gl-ss in it, so it really exfoliates.
to come out of a sh-ll and do something different to express yourself.
from “what women want” (mel gibson and his screen daughter in bathroom, mel in pantyhose)

daughter: “dad! what are you doing??”
mel: “i’m…ah…exfoliating”
when a silent ruse has explosive diarrhea and sh-ts, cr-ps, p-sses, and c-ms ( greek yogurt ) on the trashy little trampy trick ruses && soulless people on the 11th floor ++ the 13th floor in the trashy little trampy ruse world , and the trick ruses , because of all of the shams ( plagiarism ) that they, the trick ruses , do , they then carry all that skata to the devil’s thrown & && & the devil , satan , gives their trashy little trampy schizophrenic soul minds && && trashy little trampy soul minds — each a very warm devil’s thrown h-llo — meaning a devil’s thrown welcome from the devil himself — satan — the trashy little trampy trick ruses are hexed and then become aliens from the 13th planet << h-ll << for all of eternity -- all because the trick ruses && && soulless people on the 11th floor treated the silent ruse unfair !! ---trick ruses &&& soulless people have trashy little trampy schizophrenic soul minds and they also have “loser” stamped right on their trashy little trampy forehead ---trick ruses are hexed , by the silent ruse , and are now aliens from the 13th planet ---silent ruse gave birth to the trick ruses’ fears!!! ---11th floor thesaurus key losers!!!! ---trashy little trampy trick ruses have trashy little trampy schizophrenic soul minds in this trashy little trampy ruse world and are h-ll-bound === devil’s thrown ---the silent ruse has the double meaning secret trick ruses need to vindicate themselves from all of the shams that they do ! ! sham ==== ==== plagiarism 11th floor <<<------ pwnd by the silent ruse <<<---- author blthrskt dropping off like flies +++ they ran out the country +++ 06/06/06 six six six +++ inkubus sukkubus +++ stalker vagabond hermit +++ to shack up with +++ guardian angel, mary mother of g-d… +++ jibber jabber +++ paranoid schizophrenia +++ 07/07/07 +++ seven wytches +++ schizophrenic soul mind games +++ schizophrenic soul minds +++ trashy little trampy earth mind +++ meeting 5:30 +++ something went wrong +++ g-ds of m-ss destruction +++ gomd +++ double meaning secret +++ tuesday thursday power +++ 13th floor m-ssacre +++ explosive diarrhea +++ $166.62 +++ wall of shame +++ scapegoat ---the silent ruse needed to exfoliate on the trashy little trampy lame trick ruses because they, the lame trick ruses , treated the silent ruse unfair … … … ---the 11th floor is on the wall of shame for what the trashy little trampy lame trick ruses did to the silent ruse on the 11th floor --- 11th floor thesaurus key losers !!! ---trick ruses treated the silent ruse like a scapegoat --- now their trashy little trashy schizophrenic soul minds can now all burn in h-ll !!! !!!