exit bag


a plastic bag, placed over the user’s head and often used with an inert gas such as helium, thus ending all the user’s problems.

may be home made or purchased pre–ssembled. one should always find a luxurious, high-end exit bag and purchase it with a credit card.
joe: “i’m pretty sick of life. i’m thinking about eating a bullet.”

betty: “joe, i think you should consider using an exit bag. it’s quick, painless, and a much better option if you want an open casket.”

Read Also:

  • Fudgenaut

    someone who seems to have been exploring cr-p for all of his or her life.(see fudgeknot) you haven’t seen a single episode of the brady bunch??!! you are such a fudgenaut!!!!

  • fudf

    fudf means “i don’t like you” or can be used as an insult nah, shut up you little fudf

  • fudgeanna

    1.(n.) a delicious desert with fudge and banannas 2. (n) a chacolate v-g-n- this fudgeanna is delicious

  • Chlilili

    another word for cute. derived from “mignon” in french. my boyfriend is so chlilili; he offered me flowers for no reason.

  • Messed

    f-cked in the head. no idea about anything. just stupid! you are messed. (with a disgusted look) drunk or high me and candice got soo messed last night at the bar! a scenario or sitation, your own or otherwise which is undesirable or unexpected. man, you having to work the long weekend, thats messed. short […]


Disclaimer: exit bag definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.