exlax bro
a male from the age of 25 or so onwards that can’t give up the life of laxing. generally they become highly offended when you disrespect the sport of lacrosse. signs of an exlax bro are…
• their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•they play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•they wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a d3 school.
“god i hate marshall. he is such a pole smoking exlax bro.”
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