Exorcising a Mud Demon
when you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. pure liquified feces. the foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a “ghost trap” (from the movie ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. mud demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. life, frosted mini wheats, etc). see also explosive dirrhea.
bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!
stan: dude, what the h-ll did you do to this bathroom?
jay: sorry dude but i had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.
stan: you were exorcising a mud demon?!? i can’t even breathe!
jay: it’s soul may still not be at rest. turn on the fan and i’ll find the lysol.
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