expect the expected
when people waste time planning for the unexpected and unlikely and totally overlook the obvious, usually looking like a dumb–ss as a result.
geek: “they said 10% chance of rain today so i packed an umbrella, raincoat, and boots, but forgot my sunscreen. it was hot and sunny all day so i ended up with a wicked sunburn.”
gal: “expect the expected”
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