expectorate
medical term for expulsion of phlegm, tobacco juice, and excess saliva (spit). at one time, practiced mostly by those who chewed tobacco or those who were diseased. now practiced by the majority of men before they use a urinal, when getting out of their car, or when leaving a building, for unknown reasons.
if you expect to rate as a gentleman, please don’t expectorate on the floor.
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